Kristen Stewart

Kristen was seen being taken into custody at her home in LA for the murder of JFK. As seen in a picture off a 4chan forum which proves that she was the other gunman on the grassy null. When asked about it Kristen admitted to the crime which happened 47 years ago. She also explained how in her spare time she learns Physics which is how she was able to manipulate the space time continuum to go back in time to November 1963. When asked about the crime Kristen replied with "I don't know, I mean I was just sitting in my room and I figured if took a potato masher and using duct-tape, to tape it to a time machine you have the SpudMasher 5000 time machine. I would also like to apologies to my fans but I have hired Paris Hilton's and Lindsay Lohan's Lawyers represent me in court! Which also means being That I am a celebrity I am going to be spending about 20ty minutes in Jail where I'll be forced to watch an episode of my favorite show while dinning on caviar in a locked room. The only part that will suck is that room service can only be consulted twice because the judge was a monster. But I will also be going to rehab for my Oxygen addiction, because I now know that time traveling and killing public figures is wrong and can warp the fabric of time and space permanently." When her lawyers were asked about the case they said they are using the "Pics and a time stamp or it didn't happen defense" June 2010 The AP

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