Kristen Stewart

Kristen was seen being taken into custody at her home in LA for the murder of JFK. As seen in a picture off a 4chan forum which proves that she was the other gunman on the grassy null. When asked about it Kristen admitted to the crime which happened 47 years ago. She also explained how in her spare time she learns Physics which is how she was able to manipulate the space time continuum to go back in time to November 1963. When asked about the crime Kristen replied with "I don't know, I mean I was just sitting in my room and I figured if took a potato masher and using duct-tape, to tape it to a time machine you have the SpudMasher 5000 time machine. I would also like to apologies to my fans but I have hired Paris Hilton's and Lindsay Lohan's Lawyers represent me in court! Which also means being That I am a celebrity I am going to be spending about 20ty minutes in Jail where I'll be forced to watch an episode of my favorite show while dinning on caviar in a locked room. The only part that will suck is that room service can only be consulted twice because the judge was a monster. But I will also be going to rehab for my Oxygen addiction, because I now know that time traveling and killing public figures is wrong and can warp the fabric of time and space permanently." When her lawyers were asked about the case they said they are using the "Pics and a time stamp or it didn't happen defense" June 2010 The AP

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Your obviously a 4chan troll.
Who ever believes this crap must be idiotic.

SHE WASNT ALIVE 47 YEARS AGO WHAT AGE DO U THINK SHE IS

i dont have a clue what ur on about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I agree with Sway how can you possibly think that Kristen stewart was arrested! Like come on are you serious? First, the person who made this is an idiot because she was not born 47 years ago. Second don't you think we would have heard it on the news or saw it in the newspaper like they always when a celebrity as famous as her gets arrested? Third, she probably would not be in the twilight saga if she was born 47 years ago. So how stupid do you sound whoever made this?

I agree with Sway how can you possibly think that Kristen stewart was arrested! Like come on are you serious? First, the person who made this is an idiot because she was not born 47 years ago. Second don't you think we would have heard it on the news or saw it in the newspaper like they always when a celebrity as famous as her gets arrested? Third, she probably would not be in the twilight saga if she was born 47 years ago. So how stupid do you sound whoever made this?

I agree with Sway how can you possibly think that Kristen stewart was arrested! Like come on are you serious? First, the person who made this is an idiot because she was not born 47 years ago. Second don't you think we have heard it on the news or saw it in the newspaper? Third, she probably would not be in the twilight saga and the website would be here!!! So how dumb do you sound right now? Very I bet!!!!

I agree with Sway how can you possibly think that Kristen stewart was arrested! Like come on are you serious? First, the person who made this is an idiot because she was not born 47 years ago. Second don't you think we have heard it on the news or saw it in the newspaper? Third, she probably would not be in the twilight saga and the website would be here!!! So how dumb do you sound right now? Very I bet!!!!

I agree with Sway how can you possibly think that Kristen stewart was arrested! Like come on are you serious? First, the person who made this is an idiot because she was not born 47 years ago. Second don't you think we have heard it on the news or saw it in the newspaper? Third, she probably would not be in the twilight saga and the website would be here!!! So how dumb do you sound right now? Very I bet!!!!